pussy

pancakes

this is a story about me, jon, neil, and some pancakes. true story yo.

kevin go: oi may kwento kami ni jon
kevin go: =D
Jonny Bubbles: oo maganda toh...about our pride
kevin go: heheh yeah pride yo
Jonny Bubbles: yeh....
kevin go: kasi nagsimula nung lunch break nung isang araw...
Jonny Bubbles: oo...tpos may sakit pa ako nun...
kevin go: hahah uu masama pa pakiramdam niya
Jonny Bubbles: kaya kung ano anu ginagawa ko
kevin go: hehehehe
Jonny Bubbles: at hindi ako makapagisip
kevin go: anyway, kumain kaming 3 ni neil at jon ng lunch
Jonny Bubbles: kumain na kami...
kevin go: uu
Jonny Bubbles: medyo gay pa nga eh...
kevin go: hehehe kasi medyo pareho nanaman lunches namin
Jonny Bubbles: oo nga
kevin go: pero si neil walang kanin kasi no-carb diet daw
Jonny Bubbles: yup
Jonny Bubbles: the almost always kj
Jonny Bubbles: waht??!!?!
kevin go: uu hahahahaha...at ung pagiging kj niya
kevin go: ang nagpasimula ng kwento namin =D
Jonny Bubbles: yup
kevin go: so here we go!
Jonny Bubbles: will it be for his good? or his bad?
Jonny Bubbles: waht?!?!
kevin go: hehehe  whattt
kevin go: kasi kami ni jon...pagkatapos kumain napansin namin may PANCAKES sa caffff
kevin go: hehehehe
Jonny Bubbles: yup
Jonny Bubbles: and those pancakes looked very delicious to our hungry eyes
kevin go: indeed so!
Jonny Bubbles: to be specific, it hollowed out our hungry eyes
kevin go: WOW hahahaha
Jonny Bubbles: yup
kevin go: grabe may TBS lyrics pa
kevin go: parang neil na KJ
Jonny Bubbles: i dont know for you.. but for me the pancakes really hollowed me out
kevin go: hahaha
kevin go: as for myself, they had the same effect
Jonny Bubbles: yup..as usual
Jonny Bubbles: we think alike
kevin go: yes
kevin go: anyway, so pinipilit namin si neil na kumain ng pancakes with us =o
Jonny Bubbles: yeh..
Jonny Bubbles: kevin said
Jonny Bubbles: "jon..pancakes tayo"
Jonny Bubbles: of course i was too weak too object since i had a fever
kevin go: hahahaha! yeah boi
Jonny Bubbles: so i said yes
kevin go: so i was like "yeahhh go pancakes"
kevin go: pero si neil naman (kasi kj)
Jonny Bubbles: "ayaw ko"
kevin go: uu parang gastog
Jonny Bubbles: uu tama
Jonny Bubbles: bastos na batang yan
kevin go: uu sobrang BASTOS =(
kevin go: hehehehe
Jonny Bubbles: hahahaha
kevin go: so...lakas ng loob ko pumunta sa caf lady
Jonny Bubbles: yup
kevin go: at sinabi..."TWO PANCAKES PLEASE!!!"
Jonny Bubbles: with me.. jon
kevin go: yes hehehehe
Jonny Bubbles: at sinabi ko nmn ay
Jonny Bubbles: "ill have 2 pancakes too"
Jonny Bubbles: english pa talaga
kevin go: heheheh siguro iniisip ng caf lady "ang gay naman nitong dalawang to"
Jonny Bubbles: bilib na bilib cguro satin ung tindera
kevin go: hahahaha
Jonny Bubbles: haha
kevin go: uu siguro pati siya napaniwala na masarap ung pancakes na un
Jonny Bubbles: tpos si neil nanood lng
kevin go: uu
kevin go: so naglagay kami ng madaming SYRUP at BUTTER
kevin go: na mukang masarap
Jonny Bubbles: tpos kami parang "ooohhh.. sarap"
kevin go: yup
kevin go: definately!
Jonny Bubbles: tpos sabi ni neil na hindi daw nya gusto ng syrup na hindi maple syrup
Jonny Bubbles: sosyal
kevin go: uu parang baklang jk na maarteng bading bastos byatch
Jonny Bubbles: bastos sa tindera
kevin go: uu
kevin go: sampalin sana siya nun o
kevin go: !!!
Jonny Bubbles: malay ba nung mga tagaluto kung mas masarap ung maple
Jonny Bubbles: hahahah
kevin go: oo hahahaha
Jonny Bubbles: hahaa...
kevin go: well, game na game naman kami ni jon sa pancakes
Jonny Bubbles: yehh
Jonny Bubbles: tpos si kev nagdagdag pa ng syrup sa kanyang pancakes
kevin go: uu kasi gus2 kong iprove kay neil na masarap ung syrup kahit di maple
Jonny Bubbles: so binayaran namin na parang proud na proud
Jonny Bubbles: at parang sulit na sulit sa binili namin
kevin go: uu na sobrang confident pa na parang gago
Jonny Bubbles: hahahah
Jonny Bubbles: tama un
Jonny Bubbles: parang ****
Jonny Bubbles: remember... clean jokes day tayo ngayon
kevin go: ay uu nga no3
kevin go: no bastos people
kevin go: hehehe
Jonny Bubbles: hehehe
kevin go: so anyway, pagupo namin...tikim
kevin go: "WOW ANG SARAP!"
Jonny Bubbles: w8
kevin go: hahahaha
Jonny Bubbles: nung binabayaran namin
kevin go: ahhh uu
kevin go: hehehe
Jonny Bubbles: may nainggit na umalis
kevin go: yeah hahaha
kevin go: tapos sinabi namin
kevin go: "siguro umalis un para umiyak sa banyo"
kevin go: hee hee hee
Jonny Bubbles: hehehehe
Jonny Bubbles: oo nga
Jonny Bubbles: tpos umupo na kami ni kev sa upuan
kevin go: at dun namin tinikman hehehehe
Jonny Bubbles: tpos sakto dumating si neil
kevin go: pero nung tinikman ko...parang...
kevin go: "pussy star margarine to ah..hindi butter"
Jonny Bubbles: hahaha
Jonny Bubbles: tpos ako naman
Jonny Bubbles: parang tinapay lng to ah.. na iniwan sa labas ng mga isang dekada
Jonny Bubbles: ang tigas eh
kevin go: hahahah uu tae
Jonny Bubbles: parang **** ng isa dyan
kevin go: tapos ung syrup parang panis na ewan
Jonny Bubbles: oo
kevin go: hhehehehe
Jonny Bubbles: tpos ung butter STAR MARGARINE NA HINALUAN NG TUBIG
Jonny Bubbles: well parang ganun
kevin go: UU GRABE
Jonny Bubbles: ung lasa
kevin go: hahahaha
kevin go: PERO NUNG DUMATING SI NEIL
kevin go: syempre kailangan itago namin ni jon
kevin go: ung true feelings namin about the pancakes
Jonny Bubbles: syempre parang ako "oohhh dont you wish you had pancakes"
Jonny Bubbles: "grabe sulit to"
kevin go: uu parang "woahhh ang sarap" tapos slow motion pag-kain pa
kevin go: parang commercial
kevin go: na tumutulo-tulo ung panis na syrup na parang tae
Jonny Bubbles: yahh..
Jonny Bubbles: syrup na parang mantika na galing sa isda
kevin go: hahaha yakkkk
kevin go: matika nalang sa jabar ni...
kevin go: hwahahahaha
Jonny Bubbles: hwhwhahahwhaahahaahhahaha
Jonny Bubbles:
Jonny Bubbles: grabe!!! ("tawangtawa kami ni kev habang kinekwento ito")
kevin go: uu hahahahahaha
kevin go: anyway, back to the story =D
kevin go: so kailangan namin ipakita kay neil na sobrang tama kami at sulit na sulit ung TWO PANCAKES EACH namin
Jonny Bubbles: si neil parang..."hindi magkookoolee nlng ako"
kevin go: hahahaha
Jonny Bubbles: tpos pinagyayabang pa niya
Jonny Bubbles: na iba ung kulay sa tip nung koolee nya
kevin go: na multi-colored koolee niya
kevin go: hahahahaha
kevin go: uu
Jonny Bubbles: parang exotic daw
kevin go: wat the hell hahaha
Jonny Bubbles: pero wala nang mas EEXOTIC pa sa pancakes namin!!!!
kevin go: hahahaha uu!!!
kevin go: so buong time na un
kevin go: tinitiis namin ung astig naming pancakes
kevin go: para lang mapatunayan na tama kami
Jonny Bubbles: na sulit nmn
Jonny Bubbles: kasi pag sinabi namin na ang pangit nmn netong pancakes na ito
Jonny Bubbles: sasabihin lng ni neil na "sabi ko sa inyo eh"
kevin go: uu nga
Jonny Bubbles: tpos sya ung may last laugh
kevin go: OO
kevin go: un ung the worst
kevin go: kasi dapat kami ang may last laugh =D
Jonny Bubbles: so kami kinakamkam n lng namin ung kapangitan ng pancakes
Jonny Bubbles: at ako
Jonny Bubbles: naubos ko
kevin go: hwahahahaha pro
Jonny Bubbles: at nung halfway na ako
Jonny Bubbles: nakita ko na si kev parang nasusuka na
kevin go: hahahahaha!!!!
kevin go: uu kaya...grabe may natirang mga 1/4th ng second pancake saakin
Jonny Bubbles: well hindi naman namin sinabi sa isa't isa na napapangitan na kami sa pancakes at dapat na walang magsasabi na...
Jonny Bubbles: pangit ang lasa ng mga pancakes
kevin go: uu
Jonny Bubbles: pero buti n lng nagawa namin
kevin go: hehehehe
kevin go: for our PRIDE, jon!
Jonny Bubbles: oo
Jonny Bubbles: tpos si neil ung parang kawawa nung time na un
kevin go: heheheh yeah >=D koolee man
Jonny Bubbles: sya lng ung walang "masarap" na pancakes
kevin go: mwahhahaha
kevin go: oo
kevin go: kahit sa totoo lang, nasusuka na kami
Jonny Bubbles: oo pero hindi namin alam un
Jonny Bubbles: iniisip lng namin un the whole time
kevin go: uu hahahaha
Jonny Bubbles: tpos umalis na kami na hindi nakain ni kev ung 1/4 ng pancake nya na soaked na soaked sa mang empoys panis na syrup
kevin go: hahahaahaha uu
kevin go: at ISTAR MARGAREEN
kevin go: nagROBO si neil eh
Jonny Bubbles: oo
kevin go: at bumili kami ni jon ng coke, para naman madigest ung horrible pancakes
Jonny Bubbles: oo...
Jonny Bubbles: tpos bumalik kami sa gazebo
Jonny Bubbles: tpos umalis n rin si neil
kevin go: heheh so pag-alis niya
Jonny Bubbles: parang kami
kevin go: riniveal na namin ung true feelings namin ukol sa pancakes
kevin go: hehehehehe
Jonny Bubbles: kev:
Jonny Bubbles: "alam mo... nasira tiyan ko dun sa pancakes na un"
Jonny Bubbles: tpos ako nmn
Jonny Bubbles: "OO NGA!!!! !@#$%^& CAF YAN"
kevin go: uu parang
kevin go: "pussy ang sama nun ah"
Jonny Bubbles: oo
kevin go: "grabe ung star margarine at empoys syrup combo"
Jonny Bubbles: oo
Jonny Bubbles: tpos si kev parang
Jonny Bubbles: ang pangit ng lasa noh jon!?!?
kevin go: yakkkk
Jonny Bubbles: kev: nakita ko pa nga ung pancakes nung inaangat hindi nagbebend
kevin go: wahahahaha uu grabe
kevin go: sobrang tigas na ewan
kevin go: diba dapat kasi nagdodroop ang pancakes kasi malambot dapat?
Jonny Bubbles: hehehehe
Jonny Bubbles: tpos ung mga tao sa gazebo
Jonny Bubbles: "bakit nyo ba kinain"
kevin go: hehehe
kevin go: at sinagot namin
kevin go: "para sa PRIDE!"
kevin go: =D
Jonny Bubbles: hahaha
Jonny Bubbles: oo nga
Jonny Bubbles: sinabi namin
Jonny Bubbles: tignan mo...si neil ung parang loser ngayon..
kevin go: hahahaha uu!
Jonny Bubbles: eh kung sinabi nming panget ung lasa nun... edi tatawa sya nang tatawa samin
kevin go: uu tapos pagmamalaki niya ung "exotic koolee" niya
kevin go: so we suffered, just so we would have the last laugh
kevin go: mwahahahaha
Jonny Bubbles: hahahahahahahha
Jonny Bubbles: that is correct my broder
kevin go: yeah yo yo
kevin go: so, jonny, what did we learn after this fun experience? =D
Jonny Bubbles: better to make rotten pancakes scrape down your throat than to make others laughter to scrape down your ear
kevin go: YEHEY!!!!!
kevin go: =)

go pancakes! =D

buzz!

twenty.twelve: hehehe
twenty.twelve: yan ba ung gus2 mong pagusapan ngaun?
Jonny Bubbles: actually no
twenty.twelve: toink
twenty.twelve: hahha
Jonny Bubbles: gusto lng kita ibuzz
twenty.twelve: hahaha
Jonny Bubbles: hehe
twenty.twelve: well i'll have the last buzz
Jonny Bubbles: no
Jonny Bubbles: ill have the last buzz
Jonny Bubbles: buzz x infinity x infinity to the infinity
twenty.twelve: wat the hellllllllllllllllll
twenty.twelve: buzz x infinity x infinity x GOD
twenty.twelve: no one beats god!
Jonny Bubbles: buzz x basurahan
twenty.twelve: shit
twenty.twelve: uu nga no
Jonny Bubbles: =D
twenty.twelve: si god nga pala...pwede ilagay sa basurahan. =(
twenty.twelve: outsmarted again.

and this sends me to hell.

shet

tae nakakainis pota ambobo ko ambobo ng lahata fcuk